Michael Nugent's Blog

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• Sometimes you just gotta shut the fuck up. 10 hours ago
• Those who bought a Mac as a $2000 Facebook machine ruined it for the rest of us. YOU'RE GIVING US A BAD REP. 10 hours ago
• The "Check Engine" light is just a suggestion. 12 hours ago
• I'm just going to assume if you're going on about how great open source software is, you've never seen a woman naked before. 12 hours ago
• Almost took a puff of a marijuana cigarette that would have thrown my life down the drain. 13 hours ago
• Patient: I'm feeling rather ill. What's wrong with me? Doctor: Before we proceed, this visit will cost you one million dollars. 'Murica! 13 hours ago
• Run-on sentence ran on... 16 hours ago
• If anyone from my Facebook ever found out that I had a Twitter account, they would shun me and never talk to me again and then I WOULD WIN. 16 hours ago
• Why don't any lesbians like me :( 16 hours ago
• I don't understand this whole HTML5 fiasco #RealPlayer4Lyphe 16 hours ago
• ur so hot. ur mom must b a mermaid. 17 hours ago
• My fiancé (cat) can be really fat sometimes. 18 hours ago
• Just yielded at a four-way-stop if you know what I mean (forgot to lock the front door this morning). 18 hours ago
• Not really (totally). 18 hours ago
• There's no "I" in "failure". 20 hours ago
• The best part about sex is the crying. 20 hours ago
• There are 10 types of people in the world. All 10 of them will beat you up for being a nerd. 20 hours ago
• I'm not laughing at you. I'm laughing with them at you. 20 hours ago
• "It's not you. It's me." (It's you.) 20 hours ago
• "We need to talk" is the best way to let you know how much you love your significant other. 20 hours ago

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